Overwhelmed by heroines
My friend just said “Stop making insignificant noises” to someone else so I said “If the world had to stop making insignificant noises, you’d never get to speak.” and that’s the moment I realized I have developed the power of wit
Corrections (based on headcanons):
"girls look so much better with makeup"
literally everyone looks better with makeup i mean have you seen boys with eyeliner cos that is tha shit that sets my loins ablaze
"I like the natural look on a girl"
you mean that you like all the foundation and coverup and the hair carefully engineered to look effortless but also neat, that’s what you really say when you say you like “the natural look”